SNIPPETS

WEDNESDAY,  JULY 8,  2009

AURORA, Ill., July 7 (UPI) -- An Illinois woman told police her car was covered in barbecue sauce and pickles on two consecutive nights.  The 23-year-old Aurora woman, who was not identified by police, told investigators that her 2001 Chevrolet Impala was first covered in condiments July 1 while it was parked in the driveway outside of her family home, the Chicago Tribune reported Tuesday.

Actually, it's GM's latest luxury finish.

(AP) Call it the case of the dead cells _ both telephones and the ones in the brain. Employees at a Telefonica Movistar cell-phone store in Morelia, Mexico say they arrived Tuesday morning to find that the store had been broken into.  An examination of the shop revealed the only items missing were hollow replica phones for display that are completely useless for making calls.

Actually, a very smart thief.  Look at all he'll save in monthly charges.

TUESDAY,  JULY 7,  2009

PETERBOROUGH, England, July 6 (UPI) -- A rare Lamborghini Gallardo automobile burst into flames as stunned bar patrons in Peterborough, England, gaped at the spectacle, witnesses said.  The bright orange 2005 Lamborghini was thought to be one of only 400 of the Italian sports cars in Britain, and was worth $122,000, the Daily Mail reported Monday. The British newspaper said the vehicle caught fire outside a nightclub Sunday as two men, believed to be test-driving the car, jumped out when smoke billowed from its engine.

This is quality?  This is what you get for $122,000?  When's the last time you saw a Chevvy Malibu burst into flames?

(AP) Police said a 72-year-old woman woke up to discover a 27-year-old man dressed only in underwear trying to get into her house. A police report said the man was booked on burglary early Sunday.  The report noted the man appeared to be under the influence of an illegal substance, talking oddly and acting nervous.

We have no standards left.  A man visits an older woman and doesn't even dress properly.  This is all because of BUSH (!!).

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